(full version only in German
as there is local info in addition to this)
Acoustic Music Database bzw.
In these automated forums you can post events and messages by yourself any time.
How do you know if you're looking at a banjo player's family tree?
It has only one branch.
Walking in New Orleans the other day my daughter and I passed a cemetery - she says "Daddy, I didn't know they put two people in the same grave". I said honey they never do that. She said well look for yourself, on the tombstone it says - here lies a banjo player and a talented musician.
Why did the banjo player leave his capo on the dashboard?
So he could park in the handicap zone.
and a final one:
How do you get the banjo player out of the tree?
Cut the rope.